NEWS
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December, 2007 September, 2007
THC Soccer Report October, 2007
Breaking News!! THC TREASURER JOSEPH M. SCHOEN and his wife BREANNE are the proud parents of a baby girl, ATHENA JEANNETTE. Send Joe and his family your well wishes at schoen1@wisc.edu Check out the THC Exclusive pictures here, here, and here.
May 1 marks the beginning of this semester's debt repayment period. So find a THC officer and pay those debts!
'Welcome Back' Happy Hour Is Coming...(See events page for more details)
Rumor: Icecapades and Farewells on Wednesday, December 18
--According to unnamed sources, SRC Commander Jeremy Weber is calling for students to mass at the Shell for an ice skating revolution at 6 pm. Approximately one hour later, the party will organize at Samba to bid a fond farewell to visiting student Ainembabazi Herbert, a true scholar and gentleman.
Sacred THC Text Unearthed
In anticipation of next year's departmental centennial celebration, the THC has done some digging through its own archives. After a dramatic, witty-banter-filled battle with Nazis, snakes and Michael Bolton, THC historians successfully located the "Sacred Text of Unpronounceable Greatness", or as it is referred to today, The THC Constitution. After a painstaking translation and restoration process, the constitution is now available for public viewing. And for a bonus prize, the first student to unearth the name of the current AAE professor who was also a THC Founding Father and one of the original signers of this great constitution wins a refreshing surprise. E-mail bschwab@wisc.edu with the answer.
Former
THC Commander-In-Chief Van Butsic Ascends to the Rank of Master!
Congratulations, Ex-Supreme Leader
--- At a press conference today, Butsic promised to use his Master rank for good, not ill. He also made urgent calls for peace and harmony, an increase in the ex-Presidential pension, and more facial hair.
We Salute you, THC Heroes
The THC is proud to honor the newest class of inductees into the THC Hall of Big Honor. For your selfless dedication to duty and unhesitating answer to the call for fridge cleaning volunteers, you have earned a place among the great legends of THC history.
(Flag
Graphics Courtesy of
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Hallowed Be Thy Names:
Hillary Caruthers
Le Dong Tam
Munenobu ('Nobu') Ikegami
Jeremy Weber
Wing Bun ('Wilson') Law
(click here for a statement by paper towel paladin and former Hall inductee Carsten Croff)
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The THC Wants YOU...
....To Clean the Fridge
Volunteer by sending an e-mail to bschwab@wisc.edu
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9/16 |
Handsome Boy Modeling Club F.C. |
TV |
3—0 |
Let it Rain!! The Green Revolution ends a long drought with a dominating win. HBMC F.C. flees field with tails between their hot pants. |
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9/23 |
UW Arsenal |
TV |
3—0 |
Smoking Hot!! The Green Revolution continue to smoke their opponents. With a playoff berth now assured, can any mortals possibly hope to stop them? |
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9/30 |
Bye |
CRY |
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Revloution climbs to #4 in the Rankings. Oh Baby! |
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10/7 |
TBA |
TV |
4--1 |
Steamrollin'!! The Green Revolution will not be denied. Will they start fielding one less player to make things fair? |
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10/14 |
Madison Eagles |
V |
1--0 |
Dirty!! The Green Revolution roll through the muck to emerge victorious in Mud Bowl I. Now the postseason awaits--look for the THC GR to climb even higher. ***Holy Gee Goly Willickers, The Green Revolution is ranked #1!! |
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Playoffs 10/28 1:30 |
UW Arsenal |
V |
1--0 |
Recap | Sizzlin!! The Green Revolution mark their playoff debutante ball with another smackdown. The Quarterfinals Await. | Please, Please, won't somebody just click me already | ||
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Playoffs 10/29 7:30 (NAT Fields) |
Cheech |
V |
2---1
(3--1 Penalty Kicks) |
Recap | Chugga-Chugga!! A Penalty Kick victory propells The Green Revolution into the semifinals. Is there any way they can't win? | |||
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Playoffs 10/30 8:30 (NAT Fields) **Final Four**
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The Foot Ballas |
TV |
2--1 (3-2 Penalty Kicks) |
Recap |
On to The Finals!!!! 6:30 PM October 31 Be there!!!! |
pictures are fun |
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Ultimate Championship Final Battle of Ultimate Glory 10/31 6:30 (NAT Fields)
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Omega House | AV | 0--1 | Recap | Holy Jersey Cow!! A historic Anti-Victory in the league finals to end the season!! !!!!! !!!!! !!! !! !!!!!! !! ! !! !! !!! |
Pictures may or may not contain images of Paris Hilton.... ...And the same is true of this video (To Download a higher quality version of the video click here ) |
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- Name that Cheese Contest:
We Have A Winner!! Andrew Mendyk, current Graduate Student Representative, former Coke Czar and world champion tiddly-winks player beat out the competition by correctly identifying the name for a cheese that does not belong to you (answer: Nacho Cheese). Congratulations, Andy. You may claim your chocolate prize.
Friday September 21, 2007.
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PRESIDENTIAL PROCLOMATION
"I hereby proclaim September 28, 2007, as Nobu Ikegami Day, in honor of Nobu's successful appointment as an IFPRI 2020 Vision Doctoral Student. Nobu, we salute your total victory in this competition, and wish you luck in China"
--Benjamin Schwab, proclomation # 8974-53926
- NEWS ALERT!! H.C. Taylor may have been related to Donald Trump! While in the library, an AAE student who wishes to remain anonymous noticed the uncanny resemblance between Taylor and Trump in the picture of Taylor that hangs just left of the library entrance. When a nay-saying student from a nearby department challenged, "Taylor looks nothing like trump!", the AAE student replied, "Just imagine him saying 'You're fired' and tell me what you think." The nay-saying student was later rumored to have been spreading the news of this possible link (between Taylor and Trump) around his department, eliminating all doubt in the matter. The next time you are in the Taylor Hall Library, be sure to check out Taylor's portrait just to the left of the door and see for yourself. Or you be the Judge now.
- THC GRAND ASSEMBLY--"AWESOMEST MEETING OF THE YEAR!"
September 20 at 5:15 in Room B30. Come to eat free food, sign up for the SRC, elect a coke czar and play pin the tail on the donkey.
****NEW: Check out the agenda for Thursday's Meeting. It's Awesome!
-----------------------------------This Just in: The Assembly was Awesome!-----------------------------------------------------
- WEDDING BELL ALERT:
AAE Graduate Student, THC Graduate Committee Representative and all around nice guy Brian Robinson married the lovely and talented Jill Baumgartner (also a UW Grad student) on Sunday, September 2, 2007. Excellent choice, Brian! The THC offers its heartfelt Congratulations to the happy couple.
